Ahem.... I have one and only ONE thing to say about the school busing system.

YOU ARE ALL F***ING MORONS AND I HOPE A DOG POOS ON YOUR COLLECTIVE LAWNS!!

Oh. Also for your viewing pleasure, one carefully worded email directed to H&R Plumbing.

To: H&R Plumbing
From: me.
Re: Drilling a hole in the side of my house and leaving before the job is finished so i wake up at six and the house is 40 degrees

that shit ain't funny yo.

Boom shanka,

Mari