A TALE OF TWO SEXES
--a fairy tale by me.

STARRING:
MARI
NATARI
TOM
RICH

Scenario 1: Buying Tunafish

Natari: *BAM SLAM WIMPER CRY*
*random guy*: *thud*
Mari: WHICH ONE HASN'T GOT TRANSFATS??!
Rich:Which one is cheepest?
Tom: Which one tastes best and looks astheitically pleasing?
*randomguy*: My head is bleeding.

Scenario 2-- At School

Natari: I can sleep with my eyes open.
Mari: MUST LEARN MUST LEARN MUST LEAR- aww, screw it.
Rich: What is this school you speak of?
Tom: School is a conspiracy. It doesn't really exist.

Scenario 3- The Apocolypse

Natari: MAN SHALL PERISH AND WOMAN SHALL RULE FOR ALL ETERNITY!
Mari: Again? I wish these locker shelves were more sturdy.
Rich: I WELCOME DEATH WITH OPEN ARMS!
Tom: I am sorry, apocolypse, get in line. i am a busy man.
Apocolypse: BLAAAAAARGH.

Is that helpful for your fairy tale?

Mari IS god.